teacher: hello! your child has been very insubordinate in class! causing disruption throughout the whole period-
me as a parent: ??? receipts :)
WHO WANT LASAGNA
gf: i just shaved feel my legs
me: what’s for dinner?
her: *spreads her legs*
so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it.
fuck now im stuck on another problem god dAMN IT
Steven Chorney ‘83