shampooligan:

shampooligan:

kazuyagoddamnmishima:

Man I’m so glad everything that happens in Metal Gear sounds like nonsense out of context otherwise I’d be worried about spoiling cole on stuff with my ramblings

i want you to spoil one thing and one thing only

what the FUCK is the deal with this thing

fruitbowlman:

reallyreallyreallytrying:

good news everyone i got hired by the queer eye guys. i’m gonna be the sixth one and whenever they do a makeover i will be the one to go through the guy’s steam library and tell him which games suck

me-eato:

perish

drummermanspike:

this statement dealt 10 damage to everyone in a 2 mile radius

silverhawk:

↖ was diagnosed with stupid fuck disorder at birth 

nilvoid:

We need a disney princess with an ovipositor

We need a disney princess with an ovipositor

We need a disney princess with an ovipositor

We need a disney princess with an ovipositor

We need a disney princess with an ovipositor

We need a disney princess with an ovipositor

We need a disney princess with an ovipositor

We need a disney princess with an ovipositor

We need a disney princess with an ovipositor

shitty-car-mods-daily:

Thug Rats via Shitty_Car_Mods

monsterfucktory:

This headline gave me mesothelioma and I’m entitled to financial compensation

lesbianjohnwick2:

tallisarktorus:

prasejeebus:

*My Heart Will Go On by Celine Dion plays softly in the background*

That’s Grindr folks

Why is gay dating so dysfunctional women don’t talk to each other meanwhile men are doing whatever this is