Sorry in advance.

kobetyrant:

teacher: hello! your child has been very insubordinate in class! causing disruption throughout the whole period-

me as a parent: ??? receipts :)

wesleycrush:

MY ANACONDA-

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calinatives:

WHO WANT LASAGNA

wizkhalifornia:

gf: i just shaved feel my legs

me: 

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[x]

imsoshive:

me: what’s for dinner?

her: *spreads her legs*

me: 

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so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it. 

hotelmario:

fuck now im stuck on another problem god dAMN IT 

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swarnpert:

neongenesisevangaylion:

cool fact: the south will never rise again

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chromeandlightning:

Steven Chorney ‘83

chromeandlightning:

Steven Chorney ‘83

merrigo:

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merrigo: