I feel god in this Chili's tonight

Open RP: Saeko

fakedick:

the-dangerous-dolls:

"Ah…I don’t think this shirt will hold my breasts…."

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"Well, of course not, Saeko. This fabric is much too thin and weak to give any form of support and it the stitching you’ve done on it is horrendous. Why don’t you overlay it on some canvas and then accentuate the fabric’s features with some of this beautiful chartreuse you’ve picked out over here?"

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Tim Gunn snapped his fingers.

"Make it work!"

seasaltkisses:

i don’t know if the best part of this post is the excruciating sexism or the metal gear solid in the corner

I mean, have you seen Big Boss’ ass?

seasaltkisses:

i don’t know if the best part of this post is the excruciating sexism or the metal gear solid in the corner

I mean, have you seen Big Boss’ ass?

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tiredestprincess:

"why do you want to take a picture of that store" - my mom

tiredestprincess:

"why do you want to take a picture of that store" - my mom

mormondad:

Fuck

mormondad:

Fuck

chi11i:

blog aesthetic:

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elizabethcomstock:

the mastermind behind Metal Gear Solid 

elizabethcomstock:

the mastermind behind Metal Gear Solid 

cat-pic:

ニャンダム…

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ニャンダム…

alexthefalcon:

SOMEONE PUT MY SCHOOL UP FOR SALE ON CRAIGSLIST image

Was just followed by “Itrapwhitegirls”, should I be afraid?